Strip uploaded on Thursday, May 19th, 2005 (3706 days ago)

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Stool Pigeon

Stool Pigeon

Smack talking wacko

I talk a lot of trash. Last night I was out drinking, and talking about an acquaitance I have no love for who had recently broke her leg. I was talking to those who share my distaste for the afflicted. I said things that have my account so full in hell, I've won a free car. All I have to do is die so my immortal soul can collect a fully loaded luxury sedan made from the spines and skins of gluttons. You know, cuz they're fat.

Lots of skin.

To make a car from.

Seriously, though, I think I learned it from my friends. I'd elaborate, but my mother knows this URL, and I don't want to put her in the line of fire. So all of you checking out the new Forum, she's off-limits in this medium! (Others, I accept that I cannot preemptively defend her reputation, try as I might. WMDs. Words of Mom Defamation.) Thanks again to Paco, the man, the machine, the web guru who feeds my website neat toys.

So go to the Forum, say something insulting or laudatory, or ambivalent. Really, I just want to know how many different people read this horrible beast I'm created.

Also, I'm trying a new font with Moloch, trying to make him more legible. And there was something else, but I've forgotten it. The parking space for that thought in my brain has been replaced by pretzels.

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