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Arizona State Yummyversity

Arizona State Yummyversity

Coffee and Beer: Unholy Duo

My brother works at a restaurant/brewery, and brings home the most incredible concoctions devised by mortal man to challenge the pallate and enervate the circulatory system. One such alchemical slurry is the Espresso Stout, a delicious, but dangerous, potion that has driven me to work for 5 hours straight, and speak like Yoda it makes me. Normally, this is not put in growlers, or jugs, because the human body rebels, without extreme conditioning, to this elixer. Ah well. If not for drugs, where would we be?

Sam Rockwell played Batman in a short film called "Robin's Big Date". Frankly, Christian Bale needs to step aside for the new Dark Knight, Zaphod Beeblebrox. His wit and charm are matched only by the skill of his tailor, a castrato mouse from Holland who slew 7 in one blow. Randy little rodent.

No more talk. Tonight is for dreams of incredible speed, like the scenery from inside a race car. Coffee and jigarettes.

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