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Revisions Revised Into Obsolesence... Just The Way We Like It.

Revisions Revised Into Obsolesence... Just The Way We Like It.

My Censors Rebel

Another injection of social commentary today. If I keep this up, I might get arrested for inciting the people to rebellion. That would be awesome.

One more. This has me suspecting that in a few months, we'll be hearing calls to the legislature, on the same wavelength as 'activist judges' and 'trial lawyers', to do something about 'ecoterrorists', those pesky tree huggers, with their carnal arboracious desires! How many lives have they claimed with their bombings and crimes against business? The audacity. They would have an army of plant life march over our cities, and make us all photosynthesize and gay-marry! A media swarm should force them into the spotlight and thus out of power, or something. Smokescreen shmokescreen, ecoterrorists are the real threat. They even have the word terrorist in their name.

The US Senate is filled with diseased genitals. Proof here.

Okay. Enough political ranting. I'd like to state, for the record, that I'd rather be labeled a Rabid, Chemically Imbalanced, Undead, Inbred, Unread, Slimey, Turtle-humping, Paint-chip-eating, Moldy Sack of Explosive Gas than be labeled a Pundit. I'd rather have 6 of one than half dozen of the other. If you're going to insult me, I'd like you to have to take two breaths to say it all. Gives me time to punch you in the nose.

I'm going to see Revenge of the Sith tomorrow. I'm not optimistic. I approach it with the kind of fatalism possessed by Boston sports fans, circa 10 years ago. Waiting to see the spectacular collapse of hope.

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