Belphegor - 08-16-2005 - Updated Tue/Thu/Sat

I've Fought So Long

It seems there's a free trial of World of Warcraft floating around some magazines. This is the video game equivalent of a juvenile prison escapee lingering in playgrounds and passing out heroin to 8 year olds. Seriously, once I begin playing this game, all my hopes and dreams wil be so much detritus on the floor of my living room, while I waste away on my couch, a shrivelled raisin of a man, my eyes bleeding and stinging. All that will be heard from my cracked, parched lips will be a weak but emphatic "for the Horde". Seriously, though. I have to start playing this game. Then I can hang out with all the cool kids, and get my social on. Plus, I'll be chilling with my homie and web m4573r, Lord Paco, the mighty.

Now, I hear tell there's a notion of fabricated meat. Genetically modified animals is one thing. Meat grown without an animal, though? What does this mean? Will vegetarians consume it? Will it taste like meat? Will it, in fact, just be a cover up for human harvesting? Will feeding human meat to humans drive mankind mad with the spirit of the Wendigo? All this and more on the next Hannity and Colmes.

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