Belphegor - 02-14-2006 - Updated Tue/Thu/Sat

Love is in the air...

I think I have to agree with this. Since Valentine's Day is a factory holiday anyways, the best way to celebrate it is to revel in the depravity of our consumer-diseased culture. Go enjoy some Goatse with the one closest to you.

And remember, fear is the whip that drives civilization.

EDIT: I forgot to mention. This is the first appearance of Behemoth and Leviathan, and there are some issues with their portrayal. First, my Behemoth does not look like this...

... because I already have one elephant looking guy, and I played too much Heroes of Might and Magic III back in the day to not picture Behemoths as having long claws for fingers. Second, the book of Enoch says:
'And that day will two monsters be parted, one monster, a female named Leviathan in order to dwell in the abyss of the ocean over the fountains of water; and (the other), a male called Behemoth, which holds his chest in an invisible desert whose name is Dundayin, east of the garden of Eden.' - 1 Enoch 60:7-8

So even though much of the literature suggests Leviathan is male, I opted for the female persona because it fit my joke (even if she isn't Behemoth's mom in Enoch... what did that guy know, anyway?). So enjoy them.