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Strip 62 [09-22-2005] - Timeless Is Hard Work... Strip 61 [09-20-2005] - DWL - The End of the Beginning Strip 60 [09-17-2005] - DWL - Fine in a Vacuum Strip 59 [09-15-2005] - DWL - Swiss Cheese Is To Blame Strip 58 [09-13-2005] - DWL - Humanity's Folly Strip 57 [09-10-2005] - DWL - The Beginning Strip 56 [09-08-2005] - Dinosaurs With Lasers? Strip 55 [09-06-2005] - Replacements Strip 54 [09-03-2005] - If You Can't Deny... Strip 53 [09-01-2005] - The War Tent Strip 52 [08-30-2005] - Conditionally Worksafe Strip 51 [08-27-2005] - Cheap Knockoffs Strip 50 [08-25-2005] - Is That Really His Name? Strip 49 [08-23-2005] - State of the Union Strip 48 [08-20-2005] - Send In The Ass Strip 47 [08-18-2005] - Destined To Bear The Jeweled Crown Of Aquilonia Upon A Troubled Brow Strip 46 [08-16-2005] - The Start of Something Big Strip 45 [08-13-2005] - Fishing For It Strip 44 [08-11-2005] - The Opinions Expressed Here Are Not Those Of Marsupials Strip 43 [08-09-2005] - Get It Right Up There... Strip 42 [08-06-2005] - True Tales of Triumph Strip 41 [08-04-2005] - Splitting Headache Strip 40 [08-02-2005] - Parental Supervision is Advised Strip 39 [07-30-2005] - Book 7 Spoiler Strip 38 [07-28-2005] - A Guided Tour Strip 37 [07-26-2005] - ZooooM! Strip 36 [07-23-2005] - The Fall Of The Fourth Wall Strip 35 [07-21-2005] - It Looks Like One Of Those iMacs Strip 34 [07-19-2005] - Red, White, Black, and Blue Strip 33 [07-16-2005] - The Evil League of Bureaucratic Antagonists Strip 32 [07-14-2005] - Gaping Mic Night, part 3 (Up, Sans Hook) Strip 31 [07-12-2005] - Gaping Mic Night, part 2 (Emergency Blashpemy System) Strip 30 [07-09-2005] - Gaping Mic Night, part 1 Strip 29 [07-07-2005] - Fat and Crappy Strip 28 [07-05-2005] - The Balor and the Pit Fiend Strip 27 [07-02-2005] - Throes of Rapture Strip 26 [06-30-2005] - Partisan Hackery Strip 25 [06-28-2005] - Sissy Fuss Strip 24 [06-25-2005] - A Sense of Petitionance Strip 23 [06-23-2005] - Herman Melville Was A Jerk Strip 22 [06-21-2005] - The Eyeliner of Sauron Strip 21 [06-18-2005] - Non-Euclidean Zoology Strip 20 [06-16-2005] - Clown Prince of Darkness? Strip 19 [06-14-2005] - Der Fladerbelph Strip 18 [06-11-2005] - Trust him. His JOB is fetid piles of crap Strip 17 [06-09-2005] - The Suckiest of Buttons Strip 16 [06-07-2005] - OG Yoda Strip 15 [06-04-2005] - Payday Strip 14 [06-02-2005] - A Joke I've Been Sitting On... Strip 13 [05-31-2005] - Cheesy Pun Number 2 Strip 12 [05-28-2005] - Find Him, Bind Him, Tie Him To A Pole Strip 11 [05-26-2005] - The Difference is a Pitchfork Strip 10 [05-24-2005] - The Baron Gets Ahead! Strip 9 [05-21-2005] - Revisions Revised Into Obsolesence... Just The Way We Like It. Strip 8 [05-19-2005] - Stool Pigeon Strip 7 [05-17-2005] - Arizona State Yummyversity Strip 6 [05-14-2005] - Belphegor vs Oderus Urungus... FIGHT! Strip 5 [05-12-2005] - Software and Brimstone Strip 4 [05-10-2005] - Do Not Disturb Strip 3 [05-07-2005] - Work is Hell Strip 2 [05-06-2005] - Thinking Outside The Circle Strip 1 [05-05-2005] - Belphegor Demands Bathroom Tissue

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Do Not Disturb

Only YOU can prevent disembowelment!

The fourth comic is up, and a sense of momentum takes hold, like a randy gorilla seizing a nubile anthropologist from the big city, when she bends over to pick up her notebook... A cheeky ape, that one.

The impish nerd is Ronove, a marquis of Hell and a teacher of languages.

I do that sort of thing all the time, contemplating the words we choose to express our thoughts. One should not misunderestimate the value of good English, irregardless of your social caste or region.

I have some kind of wretched ailment that detonates small nuclear devices in my lungs, invoking paroxysms of coughing, and a colony vile microscopic dwarfs stockpiling mucus in my sinuses, to be released under controlled conditions in a viscous, liquid form. Aside from these disgusting symptoms, I feel fit as a Stradivarius. I am working on a UN resolution to send inspectors to my lungs, but I may have to fabricate intelligence so my legislature will authorize the use of force.

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Jump to a strip... Strip 156 [09-08-2006] - An End to Absence Strip 155 [07-09-2006] - Indolence indeed Strip 154 [06-27-2006] - The Adventures of Stan and Todd: Part 3 Strip 153 [06-14-2006] - Adventures of Stan and Todd: Part 3 Strip 152 [06-12-2006] - The Adventures of Stan and Todd: Part 2 Strip 151 [06-08-2006] - The Adventures of Stan and Todd: Part 1 Strip 150 [06-03-2006] - The Price of Freedom Strip 149 [05-31-2006] - This Too Shall Pass Strip 148 [05-27-2006] - DIVISOR - Underruled Strip 147 [05-24-2006] - Legal Ease Strip 146 [05-18-2006] - Anybody Want A Peanut? Strip 145 [05-12-2006] - Tee'd Off Strip 144 [05-09-2006] - Omeg-AWD Strip 143 [04-28-2006] - I Spy With My Little Fly Strip 142 [04-22-2006] - Another Fucking Pun Strip 141 [04-20-2006] - DIVISOR - Gazed and Contused Strip 140 [04-17-2006] - Death and Taxes Strip 139 [04-13-2006] - Puppy Love Strip 138 [04-11-2006] - Troubled Waters Strip 137 [04-09-2006] - Acheron Pleasure Cruise Strip 136 [04-06-2006] - DIVISOR - Greybacks Strip 135 [04-04-2006] - Beings from a Neutral Star Strip 134 [04-01-2006] - Faces of Evil Strip 133 [03-30-2006] - Darkwing Grogfeld Strip 132 [03-27-2006] - Grim Labors Strip 131 [03-24-2006] - The Worm That Doesn't Die... Strip 130 [03-20-2006] - Crying Red Tears Strip 129 [03-15-2006] - A Gift Among Friends? Strip 128 [03-14-2006] - A Bit Over Eager Strip 127 [03-10-2006] - Faces of Death Strip 126 [03-07-2006] - Azure Clam Sect Strip 125 [03-06-2006] - Burning Problem Strip 124 [03-03-2006] - Unimpressed Strip 123 [02-28-2006] - A Better Life Strip 122 [02-25-2006] - How Low Can You Go Strip 121 [02-23-2006] - Out With a Bang Strip 120 [02-21-2006] - No Crimbo in Limbo this year... Strip 119 [02-19-2006] - Wreck-reation Strip 118 [02-16-2006] - Crazin' Images Strip 117 [02-14-2006] - L.I.L.F. Strip 116 [02-11-2006] - State of the Inferno part 4 Strip 115 [02-09-2006] - State of the Inferno part 3 Strip 114 [02-07-2006] - State of the Inferno part 2 Strip 113 [02-05-2006] - State of the Inferno Strip 112 [02-02-2006] - Isaac Haze Strip 111 [02-01-2006] - Season of Joy Strip 110 [01-29-2006] - A. G. ... Ariginal Gangstah Strip 109 [01-24-2006] - Secret History of the Sopranos Strip 108 [01-21-2006] - Occupied Strip 107 [01-19-2006] - Hold Your Thumbs Strip 106 [01-17-2006] - Gas on a Fire Strip 105 [01-14-2006] - Some Good Shit Strip 104 [01-12-2006] - Ba'al Zevuv Strip 103 [01-09-2006] - Extraordinary Rendition Strip 102 [01-07-2006] - Table for Three Strip 101 [01-03-2006] - Requiem for a Meme Strip 100 [12-20-2005] - How To Be A Texas Congressman Strip 99 [12-17-2005] - Topic of Disgustion Strip 98 [12-15-2005] - The Middle of Four Fingers Strip 97 [12-14-2005] - Gorgon, Gorgon, and Schmidt Strip 96 [12-10-2005] - 3.14159265359 Strip 95 [12-08-2005] - He's, like, 300 years old. Strip 94 [12-06-2005] - Tinsel All Over Town Strip 93 [12-03-2005] - Politics.exe Strip 92 [12-01-2005] - For Rigid Delivery of Data Strip 91 [11-29-2005] - Field of Simoniacs Strip 90 [11-26-2005] - Google The Sign Strip 89 [11-24-2005] - Beg Your Pardon? Strip 88 [11-23-2005] - Just For The Articles Strip 87 [11-19-2005] - Sandbox Fight Strip 86 [11-17-2005] - Two Fisted Papery Strip 85 [11-15-2005] - Thanks, Mat Strip 84 [11-12-2005] - Everyone's a Critic Strip 83 [11-10-2005] - Bargaining Chips Strip 82 [11-08-2005] - His Name At Last Strip 81 [11-05-2005] - Return of the Summoner Strip 80 [11-03-2005] - For A Better Hell Strip 79 [11-01-2005] - Just Another Dialogue Strip 78 [10-29-2005] - A Brief Interlude Strip 77 [10-27-2005] - Stonewalling Strip 76 [10-25-2005] - Red Handed Strip 75 [10-22-2005] - A Glimmer of Competance Strip 74 [10-20-2005] - Tusker On Timetables Strip 73 [10-18-2005] - We Retract Our Statement Strip 72 [10-15-2005] - The Return of All Natural Robot Enhancement Strip 71 [10-13-2005] - Overboost Strip 70 [10-11-2005] - It's All In The Details Strip 69 [10-08-2005] - 'Better Than Viagra' All Natural Robot Enhancement Strip 68 [10-06-2005] - An Odd Kinkos Strip 67 [10-04-2005] - Enough Of That Guy Strip 66 [10-01-2005] - A True Story Strip 65 [09-29-2005] - Of Design and Divine Strip 64 [09-27-2005] - An Independant Investigation Strip 63 [09-24-2005] - Quilted Means Soft! Strip 62 [09-22-2005] - Timeless Is Hard Work... Strip 61 [09-20-2005] - DWL - The End of the Beginning Strip 60 [09-17-2005] - DWL - Fine in a Vacuum Strip 59 [09-15-2005] - DWL - Swiss Cheese Is To Blame Strip 58 [09-13-2005] - DWL - Humanity's Folly Strip 57 [09-10-2005] - DWL - The Beginning Strip 56 [09-08-2005] - Dinosaurs With Lasers? Strip 55 [09-06-2005] - Replacements Strip 54 [09-03-2005] - If You Can't Deny... Strip 53 [09-01-2005] - The War Tent Strip 52 [08-30-2005] - Conditionally Worksafe Strip 51 [08-27-2005] - Cheap Knockoffs Strip 50 [08-25-2005] - Is That Really His Name? Strip 49 [08-23-2005] - State of the Union Strip 48 [08-20-2005] - Send In The Ass Strip 47 [08-18-2005] - Destined To Bear The Jeweled Crown Of Aquilonia Upon A Troubled Brow Strip 46 [08-16-2005] - The Start of Something Big Strip 45 [08-13-2005] - Fishing For It Strip 44 [08-11-2005] - The Opinions Expressed Here Are Not Those Of Marsupials Strip 43 [08-09-2005] - Get It Right Up There... Strip 42 [08-06-2005] - True Tales of Triumph Strip 41 [08-04-2005] - Splitting Headache Strip 40 [08-02-2005] - Parental Supervision is Advised Strip 39 [07-30-2005] - Book 7 Spoiler Strip 38 [07-28-2005] - A Guided Tour Strip 37 [07-26-2005] - ZooooM! Strip 36 [07-23-2005] - The Fall Of The Fourth Wall Strip 35 [07-21-2005] - It Looks Like One Of Those iMacs Strip 34 [07-19-2005] - Red, White, Black, and Blue Strip 33 [07-16-2005] - The Evil League of Bureaucratic Antagonists Strip 32 [07-14-2005] - Gaping Mic Night, part 3 (Up, Sans Hook) Strip 31 [07-12-2005] - Gaping Mic Night, part 2 (Emergency Blashpemy System) Strip 30 [07-09-2005] - Gaping Mic Night, part 1 Strip 29 [07-07-2005] - Fat and Crappy Strip 28 [07-05-2005] - The Balor and the Pit Fiend Strip 27 [07-02-2005] - Throes of Rapture Strip 26 [06-30-2005] - Partisan Hackery Strip 25 [06-28-2005] - Sissy Fuss Strip 24 [06-25-2005] - A Sense of Petitionance Strip 23 [06-23-2005] - Herman Melville Was A Jerk Strip 22 [06-21-2005] - The Eyeliner of Sauron Strip 21 [06-18-2005] - Non-Euclidean Zoology Strip 20 [06-16-2005] - Clown Prince of Darkness? Strip 19 [06-14-2005] - Der Fladerbelph Strip 18 [06-11-2005] - Trust him. His JOB is fetid piles of crap Strip 17 [06-09-2005] - The Suckiest of Buttons Strip 16 [06-07-2005] - OG Yoda Strip 15 [06-04-2005] - Payday Strip 14 [06-02-2005] - A Joke I've Been Sitting On... Strip 13 [05-31-2005] - Cheesy Pun Number 2 Strip 12 [05-28-2005] - Find Him, Bind Him, Tie Him To A Pole Strip 11 [05-26-2005] - The Difference is a Pitchfork Strip 10 [05-24-2005] - The Baron Gets Ahead! Strip 9 [05-21-2005] - Revisions Revised Into Obsolesence... Just The Way We Like It. Strip 8 [05-19-2005] - Stool Pigeon Strip 7 [05-17-2005] - Arizona State Yummyversity Strip 6 [05-14-2005] - Belphegor vs Oderus Urungus... FIGHT! Strip 5 [05-12-2005] - Software and Brimstone Strip 4 [05-10-2005] - Do Not Disturb Strip 3 [05-07-2005] - Work is Hell Strip 2 [05-06-2005] - Thinking Outside The Circle Strip 1 [05-05-2005] - Belphegor Demands Bathroom Tissue

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