Strip uploaded on Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 (3680 days ago)

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Der Fladerbelph

Der Fladerbelph

Another Night On The Equator

So... hot...

Melting into my basic components... blood... bone... gristle... pluck...

Batman comes out in a few precious days (tomorrow as of when this comic goes up). It is the shining light on the horizon. I will be able to watch the movie I have anticipated for three years, AND be in a giant air conditioned room, all for the low low price of my soul. I gibber incoherently at those around me, me mouth froth dropping onto the carpet, forming words like "Help me..." and "I'm trapped in here..." and "Get me out of this sick weirdo...", all compromising some of my more personal secrets. But once I see Batman, it will all be over. I really hope it's good.

Still no computer. Tomorrow, I will call the abductors and try to arrange a meet where I take my computer, and they take... money from Apple. Suckers.

I need a rum and fruit juice cocktail in a pineapple with plastic animals around the rim, and I need it NOW. Tonight is a night for tropical mixed drinks, as the mosquitos are out, and I want my blood to get them drunk, so they are slower and easier to turn into Jackson Pollack paintings on my wall.

Let this heat end.

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