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A Better Life

A Better Life

BJ Honeycut

Huge talking heads fill my field of vision. They blind me with their filthy, rictus mouths, their corrosive spittle frying my corneas like bacon on a George Foreman, their words pounding my ear drums like a viking in hot pursuit. Their intentions freeze my soul, I hate being deceived.

I watched clips of Bill today, trying to clear the cobwebs and remember why I think what I do. I watched a great 'bit' (as opposed to 'interview' or 'debate') with B.J. Honeycut. It's funny that this man who has made his career on character assassination is now assassinating characters what character assassinate. Antonio Banderas needs to come sort him out.

Winner for most high-school headline of the day: "Sen. Clinton Says Rove Obsesses About Her". He sent her perfumed memos about lobbying reform and labor restrictions... Bill hid in the linen closet and wept softly. If he'd known how it hurt...

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